Things That Give Me The Ick
Most men’s feet. Please do show me a pretty one if you find it
Republicans and people who claim to be “fiscally conservative”
Men who get defensive rather than curious when they hurt my feelings: Did I express that something you did upset me? Good, that means I care enough to give you space to fix it. The worst thing you can do here is exit with an excuse and a half assed apology. Instead, try to understand my experience.
If they don’t stop everything and drop jaw when they see me naked: I don’t care how many times you’ve seen me naked. Every time should make you fall to your knees.
Lovers who don’t know how to go slow
When sex ends after they cum
Cold rain
When people don’t offer me a bite of their food
People who order a plate for themselves at family style restaurants
Overcooked meat
Line culture
People who are overly groomed, too “perfect” or “done”—Give me your body hair, soft belly, crooked teeth, scars, and “imperfections”—I think that’s beautiful.
People who don’t care about style (at least appreciate it if you have none!)
People who can’t take a fucking joke—Please please please be able to laugh at yourself. It’s so much more fun when we take ourselves less seriously.
Bad overhead lighting
Bad table manners
Unoriginality: Dudes that take every date to the same bar, buy the same gifts, flow each potential mate through a predestined funnel? No thank you.
Also, please don’t be trend chaser. Be weird!
Thinking because it worked on someone else it will work on me (see above)
Avoidant men: Nature’s ozempic. Avoidants make me lose my appetite. And I fucking love to eat.
People who are mean and not also funny
Lack of attention to detail
When people are clearly obsessed with themselves and not with me: Here I just mean...please ask me some questions about my life and experience especially if we are just getting to know each other. I’m pretty cool, too.
When people choose to be stressed over making it fun/funny (unless it’s a real bad situation, let’s try to make the best of it!) If it’s already stressful can we at least try to make it fun? Being stressed never ever made anything better.
Splitting the bill down to the cent
People who don’t do PDA
Bad/road rage-y drivers
If he doesn’t kiss it after
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