Pussy: A Real Eater's Guide

To indulge in this delicacy, you must first part her legs like the silky skin of burrata. Let her open up. 

Relish in the new dimension spread across your plate. 

Pussy is a finger food. Don’t hem and haw over formality—

Run your finger along her opening and admire the shimmering tendrils of arousal that clings to the pad of your digit. Press your finger to your tongue like the eucharist. Let the slick juice coat your taste buds. The sharp tang. The subtler notes of sweetness. 

Now you are ready to begin. 

With a wide, flat tongue, gently cover her vulva in a long, savoring stroke. 

You’ll be instantly hit with the shock of salt and sweat. The earthy tones, the sweetbread texture. 

Her lips spread for you. 

Pussy moves with the tongue—there is no pinning her down with fork and knife. No dividing her into ideal, little morsels. 

You must eat all of her. All at once. 

The oyster on the half shell. It's okay to slurp. Eating is wild and vital. There is no space for the dainty or the self-conscious. 

Let your tongue lead the way as you explore all that this course has to offer. Relaxed and pliable, your tongue journeys across the pussy as if it’s cleaning the last of a decadent sauce from your plate. 

Hungry, desperate laps. 

There's no place you won't venture for one more taste. Along the folds and in each crevice. The spots where flavor lingers—

Wet the entire pussy.

Making pass after pass from the bottom to her clit.

The clit isn’t just the cherry on top. She is a whole meal unto herself. 

Veiled like the ortolan ritualists, the clit must be coaxed out. Flick it. Swirl and circle it. Run your tongue between the bulb and the hood. Lose track of time here. 

While focusing on the clit, reintroduce your fingers. Glide along the wetness you've made. Explore her entrance. Coax at it gently. 

Slow dives that match the intensity you apply with your mouth. Shallow back and forths can be extremely stimulating.

A little deeper in, you can start to curl your finger toward your palm, pressing along the top of her vagina. 

The finger compliments the tongue. Matches tempo and intention.

Praise this chef.

Voice your pleasure. Admire the beauty of her pussy. 

Compliment it.

Adore it. 

Use your lips generously. Kiss her lips. Her clit. The pink inner flesh. 

While this may feel like a solitary act, it is actually a conversation between bodies.

Pay attention to the way her muscles relax and tense. 

Chase positive feedback—words or sounds. Back off when necessary. Take direction. Ask for feedback and honor it all.

Dinner is rarely the end of the night. Use this time to establish what comes next. Whether it's fingering or fucking or some other act, set the tone for the acts that follow. 

Or, savor the eating pussy for all three courses. This is not an exchange of favors. A true eater knows that the act is its own reward.

WRITING PROMPT: Taste your cum/juices and write a review like its THE dish at a Michelin star restaurant.